Twitter – “What is it good for. Absolutely nothing.”

Twitter is trash and nothing more than a time sink.  You might as well become a WOW addict.  Twitter takes the concept of Facebook status updates to a new level of pointlessness; it is about as useless as a screen door on a submarine.  Some common tweets I see are:

  • Just got out of the shower.
  • Is headed off to an exciting day in NYC!!@
  • Got stuck in traffic. Sad face.
  • Hey babie, check me out…i just uploaded some pics at ***.com
  • Victory is ours! (Reference to Ashton Kutcher’s race to 1,000,000 followers)

I could care less about all of those things and so should all of you.

The only purpose I see so far is that if you haven’t gotten your reality TV fix, you can now see minute by minute updates of the exact same garbage.  Oh, there’s one more; for all of you stalkers out there, following your favorite celebrity has never been easier.

Really though, stop wasting your time on Twitter.  Move onto something a bit more meaningful – flash games perhaps.  At least those can improve you fine motor skills and coordination.  Let Twitter continue down the path to the ultimate internet cesspool that ends up becoming synonymous with the spam section of you inbox.

~ by admin on February 1, 2010.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *