{"id":287,"date":"2010-02-01T00:02:17","date_gmt":"2010-02-01T05:02:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slxls.com\/blog\/?p=287"},"modified":"2010-03-02T23:44:39","modified_gmt":"2010-03-03T04:44:39","slug":"twitter-what-is-it-good-for-absolutely-nothing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seoly.com\/blog\/2010\/02\/twitter-what-is-it-good-for-absolutely-nothing\/","title":{"rendered":"Twitter &#8211; &#8220;What is it good for. Absolutely nothing.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-473\" title=\"no more twitter\" src=\"http:\/\/seoly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/no-more-twitter.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"203\" height=\"47\" \/>Twitter is trash and nothing more than a time sink.\u00c2\u00a0 You might as well become a WOW addict.\u00c2\u00a0 Twitter takes the concept of Facebook status updates to a new level of pointlessness; it is about as useless as a screen door on a submarine.\u00c2\u00a0 Some common tweets I see are:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Just got out of the shower.<\/li>\n<li>Is headed off to an exciting day in NYC!!@<\/li>\n<li>Got stuck in traffic. Sad face.<\/li>\n<li>Hey babie, check me out\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6i just uploaded some pics at ***.com<\/li>\n<li>Victory is ours! (Reference to Ashton Kutcher&#8217;s race to 1,000,000 followers)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I could care less about all of those things and so should all of you.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nThe only purpose I see so far is that if you haven&#8217;t gotten your reality TV fix, you can now see minute by minute updates of the exact same garbage.\u00c2\u00a0 Oh, there&#8217;s one more; for all of you stalkers out there, following your favorite celebrity has never been easier.<\/p>\n<p>Really though, stop wasting your time on Twitter.\u00c2\u00a0 Move onto something a bit more meaningful &#8211; flash games perhaps.\u00c2\u00a0 At least those can improve you fine motor skills and coordination.\u00c2\u00a0 Let Twitter continue down the path to the ultimate internet cesspool that ends up becoming synonymous with the spam section of you inbox.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Twitter is trash and nothing more than a time sink.\u00c2\u00a0 You might as well become a WOW addict.\u00c2\u00a0 Twitter takes the concept of Facebook status updates to a new level of pointlessness; it is about as useless as a screen door on a submarine.\u00c2\u00a0 Some common tweets I see are: Just got out of the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[134,72],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marketing","category-promotion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/seoly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/seoly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/seoly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seoly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seoly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=287"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/seoly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":292,"href":"https:\/\/seoly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287\/revisions\/292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/seoly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seoly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seoly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}